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Wait for you to have to stop by the charger every hour to watch a new ad, and then see it fixed by a smartphone app that lets you view the ad on your phone to keep the charger on.

Oh, and also if you press and hold 2 on your microwave, you can turn the button pressing and beeping off.

My microwave starts a 2 minute cycle. Do I have to hold the button until it’s done?

Daily scrum? Circling back? Did you hit your head or something? The only thing we have on the back burner is a stock pot, now stop fooling around and go feed the goats.

Thanks bro

Reminds me of a customer complaining, “no, I’ve had soup du jour before and this is not it!!”

OP attended the conference 100% as a man, concealing the fact that he was assigned female at birth to avoid unwanted attention.

Unc is cooked

It’s just a novelty lighter that I happened to bring to the protest

This is Pizza Africana, which you’ll find on Swedish pizza menus as surely as you’ll find Quattro Formaggi or Hawaiian.

It’s ok not to want to try it, but I wish that in 2026 we could stop hating on people who do things that make them happy without affect us.

If you forget the bag, go home and fetch it.

This gives you a while to be annoyed and frustrated, which helps you remember next time.

If you just buy a new bag, it’s such a non-issue that you never learn.

I used this technique and it fixed a year of bad habits in two trips.

- Also everyone in the locker room at the Y

With my luck they’d have to Mitch McConnell me up for a second ride

You’d think so, but the grandparent argues that it would be more accurate for Europeans to blame European Shell and BP for their heatwaves, rather than American Chevron.

W-when you say gun…