ghost9

Customers have trouble following simple instructions.

Clearly he thinks the odds of being attacked by a non-existing creature are better than the odds of his friend getting his life together.

“You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!” -Vizzini

It vandalized itself after his pool boy was done with it.

And I have $12!

You could but it wouldn’t have the same crunch.

No.

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When someone asks you if you’re a god, you say yes.

On the bright side, they are giving Iran a reason to rethink their views on nuclear weapons, so they may end up being right in the long run…

You haven’t taken a real shit until you’ve wiped your ass with classified papers.

Sure just transfer the rights to Valve.

I need to check for a concussion. Please count the five lights.

She hasn’t taken over yet. There’s still time!