In certain U.S. states they send you an itemized bill for your own incarceration.

I would like to join you on this hill

“No. Do not throw away. I give you happy poopy time.”

-overly expensive Japanese toilet

“Nah-nah?”

I am a lawyer. I am not your lawyer, and nothing contained within this comment can be used to create an attorney client relationship between us.

That being said, investigating getting a Guardianship through your county probate court. Should take care of all your needs.

Did we learn nothing from the lesson of Ed Gruberman?

You are doing the Lord’s work, good sir