What works is planning. Plan what you’d do, if the situation were to arise again. Once you have a plan, your mind will stop bugging you. Works for me!

Scariest damn thing I’ve seen on TV in years.

“Its the hiccup illuminati”

If you asked me to come up with a caricature of the manosphere type 10 years ago, that dude is who I would’ve come up with. Guy is just cringe.

This guy is so over the top he’s always seemed like a parody of the manosphere to me. How anyone ever took him seriously is beyond me.

Does his phone also play splinter cell?

Pissing with shy bladder protip: Do some multiplication tables in your head. What’s 7x6? 8x6? 4x12?

Takes up enough concentration that it easily starts to flow. Made this trick up years back and it has never failed me.

From warm to cold.

Never been much of a drinks guy, but I think everything is usually shaken in a cocktail shaker, and has been for many years even before Bond.

If you want to buy a license to a game or movie, it costs money.

If you want to own it you almost have to pirate it at this point.

I take it the janitors wash the door handle regularly, but yeah, automatic door would probably be better.

God that’s such a sexy comment

Clearly it’s someones dad beating him with a belt.

This wouldn’t be a problem if people actually washed their hands.

I don’t mind sexy girls in my games.

American friends: None of you deserved this. Watching this shit from the sidelines is insane. Somehow you have normalized it. Like a frog in boiling water. Europeans are turning away now. Everything is about to get really fucking ugly.

We all have to change now.

A a European this is fucking terrifying to watch. The US is slowly returning to medieval morals and witch hunts. Public executions. You guys went from Obama to a political environment cheering public executions within a decade.

What… The… Fuck

I think that’s the key, yes.

Not on paper. But I honestly think Rutte was kind of used as some sort of liaison by our Danish officials (And perhaps some actual adults in the US administration if there are any), because he is quite good at talking the toddler down. We Danes have an exceptional relationship with NATO. We have a highly experienced former minister and former general in NATO that has also worked on the sidelines to communicate with the right people.