That’s what really gets me about everyone who touts AI as the future of creativity. All it does is give you what it determines to be the most likely response to your prompt. It’s never going to be clever or subversive.

Even if you wade through all the slop it shits out and only go with the results closest to what you asked for, the absolute best you can hope for is predictable and mediocre. If you’re not interested in making something at least halfway decent, why bother at all?

Nono, see, it’s only politics if it’s something I disagree with.

Here at Meta, we believe AI will build connections between people

*Footage of people connecting by dancing in a field, having a coffee, and generally doing literally anything other than use AI*

Do you really think a CEO would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

“You’re right, that was a malware executable that stole your bank credentials and ruined your life! I was wrong :)”

Weird, I thought they were based in Amsterdam.

Would work on me too tbh

Trump gets so bent out of shape by anything he takes as even the slightest insult. Someone should call him a loser to his face. I bet he’ll shit his pants and have a stroke on the spot.

Well duh, it’s a book about Doflamingo after all.

Looks more like a crustacean carnation station, imo

Officer, I wasn’t the one looking at her butt

Why do you think they called her Bubbles?

My guess was going to be vintage pornography.

At least 3

I mean how else would I wash it?

Not legally, and if you’re not careful it can go from a suicide cord to a homicide cord. If you’re still connected to the grid while you use one, it can backfeed and fry a lineman who was working on what they thought was a disconnect line.

The proper way to do it is to get a transfer switch, which disconnects you from mains before you can connect to a generator.

Based on where his head is, how tall he appears to be, and the size of the boat, my guess is lying in a fetal position

Still one of my all-time favorite SpongeBob gags

On its face, making war more hellish to dissuade people from waging war sounds like a good idea. Where it falls apart is that the ones waging war typically aren’t the ones going through hell.