“You […]” makes pretty much anything an insult.

A positive word implies sarcasm. “You genius”. “You hero”.

A random noun drags out the negative aspect of the noun or implies lack of a brain. “You french fry”. “You paper bag”.

Adding a random adjective just strengthens the statement. “You british bathroom sink”. “You beautiful parking lot”.

Of couse it depends on delivery, and using random words makes some strange insults, but I rarely see “you […]” turn into a positive compliment.

Unfortunately, yes.

I’m also bothered by very detailed QR codes. Milk cartons in my country had a QR-code for their website. It would be a ~10 letter url, maybe with a short path. But for some reason, the QR code was extremely detailed, as if it contained several kilobytes of data. I’m not sure if there were a large number of tracking-related parameters in the url, but it was very obviously unreasonably large.

My VW Passat hybrid has carried more material on the roof rack than I’d be happy to admit.

This just adds to the joke, right? 1st world problems being problems which would be wildly undermined if compared to other’s problems.

I want a viking funeral, but to save expenses, skip the boat. Chuck me into the ocean and fire arrows at me until I sink.

The dog seems to know when she needs to take me for a walk. She’s usually right about that stuff.

My kid is 4 months old. Is a screech and a poop a confirmation?

I propose to stop using “pro-life” and “pro-choice”. Instead use “pro-quantity” and “pro-quality”.

Not sure if this is a thing everywhere, but a lot of bakeries around here will serve baked goods on a plate with a napkin under the baked goods. Not a big problem with things like croissants, but when cakes and stuff with sticky bottoms are served like this, it drives me insane. Both the purpose of the napkin and the plate has been defeated.

3/10.

7/10 with rice.

I remember that my brother acquired the full collection of every single song which had ever been on the top 20 list of songs for a national newspaper. It dated all the way back to the 60’s, which is ancient for my brother and I, both born around the early 90s. I never got close to listening to the full thing, but it was awesome to have a collection of songs which basically no one knew existed and be able to choose a random year and pick a popular song from then to listen to.

You could do pretty much the same thing now, but the fact that it’s so easily available and accesible kills a lot of the magic.

Buy new gf

It’s a unique and magic circle which forms every single time I decide to use public transport.

It’s a lot to lose over the mere fact that the headphone jack cable got stuck on door handles and got ripped out of the ears. But I’ll concede to that list of issues. I’m sick of several decades of spontaneous and violent loss of audio.

I have an inflatable garden toy - a set of 2 pigs to play a jumbo version of Pass the Pigs. There is a warning on the inflatable toys:

“This is not an inflatable toy.”

So I wouldn’t ve surprised if Cyber Truck had some similar warning. “This is not a car. Do not allow it to get wet.”

My dog solved this issue by fetching the ball, laying down at least 10 meters away from me and guard the ball if we attempt to retrieve it.

She’s not a very playful dog.

Maybe if the fourth panel was removed, it would hold some humor. An expiration date on something so special as a licence go kill could give a soft chuckle. But since the fourth panel suggests that he is about to solve the issue somehow, it just makes it confusing. What is the funny part?

I hope I recall correctly: I was watching an episode of wan-show where they looked into a backpack returned from a miner after heavy wear, but little real damage. Live on the show they wanted to showcase the double bottom, so they cut into it (can’t recall if this was in the miners backpack or another one) and were surprized to realize there wasn’t a double bottom. Linus quickly assured, still live, that this would be handled for all customers.

LMG did blame the manifactures of the backpack for removing a layer in a late stage design adjustment, but LMG have also alledegly taken a huge cost on assuring customers that they can receive a new backpack for free if the bottom fails for any reason.

My memoery of this might be fuzzy, and the story I have heard comes fully from LMGs perspective, so take everything with a grain of salt.

Ending of Finding Nemo in Swedish: https://youtu.be/j-mciLO6sa0?si=EDauaeREWQMlzwXd