They’re only worried because someone told them to worry.

If they could think on their own, they wouldn’t be using AI in the first place.

I feel like we’d all be fine with giving the proceeds of this class action lawsuit to KOreader, since they are the only reason many of us are still able to use our Kindles.

…but who will lead us in the rebuilding pro-cess?

Didn’t I not say that he was, also?

Don’t feel so bad about being a terrible human. Maybe someday you’ll be better. I hope so. There’s plenty of shitty people out there. Be unique.

Agent Krasnov is his name-o

Seems like he shouldn’t even be allowed to leave the basement

Everyone knows ICE doesn’t have training. Just smoll pp & brain is all you need.

No, the chunky child yelling “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND” whilst playing with a deadly weapon in a sorry attempt to go viral is definitely fucking stupid.

I’m gonna need you to go into your moldy bathroom, look into your toothpaste splattered mirror…and slap yourself. Three times. Really hard.

Or, just look at yourself and think about what you just said.

I’m sure either option will be equally painful.

vegetables

So definitely don’t eat Mitch when devouring the rich

*w I n k

It makes sense, the government is contaminated with greedy/corrupt/pervy morons, of course they wouldn’t be able to give any serious thought into their responsibilities. They’re too busy taking bribes or hanging out on Islands or funding genocide.

Anyone with half a brain knew this was going to happen, eventually.

The only question is, was it on purpose or by accident?

I say a combination of both, in that order.

Maybe ‘Macroshaft’?

They probably already chose a new name.

Probably something ass-hatted such as ‘Microhard’

That’d be cool… if they had any decent fucking games to emulate ;)

Yeah, when I first saw it on the top 100; I thought it said “Assassin’s Creed: Migraine”.

For real.

You have permission to not 100% achievements (at least from this Lemmyier… Lemmier?)

Don’t forget that the journey is far more important than the destination, in most cases. Do what thoust will, but need not thee feel burden of completion. Many things cannot be. May I recommend taking recommendations? I wish not to upset balance, I am simply the wind.

Next up in the news, “Jehovah’s Witnesses are going door to door asking for the blood of the innocent.”

Hereby, I now submit to the court, Exhibit X! My first edition copy of “How To Stop Worrying And Start Living”

Jury gasps

And it’s companion piece, “How To Win Friends And Influence People”, also a first edition

Jury begins vomiting on each other, furiously

May I now request that Exhibit X approach the bench?

Judge becomes visibly moist

Thankfully, everything I am surrounded with has a reason to plead insanity.