Looks like I cancelled at the right time. They seem to forget that we in fact do have a choice at the end of the day. And my choice is to sail the high seas.

Believe it or not, straight to jail.

My gf got me into bringing my own grocery bags and after a few times forgetting to bring them in, I got used to it. Now it’s automatic and can’t see doing it any other way.

5/5 Werther’s Original

You get meat with the cheese sandwich this time.

Was getting ready to take off on a flight out of Baltimore when this happened. They evacuated the tower and we were delayed. Only took about 15-20 extra minutes. That could’ve been MUCH worse.

Airbag is now a Whoopee cushion