I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.
Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.
Drum roll please…
“I needed to empty my ass”.
I’m so tired of seeing “beans” on Lemmy, but that shit you posted is funny as hell. Have my upvote.