That’s gold, Jerry

A cricket bat!?

No worries. I don’t even own any streetfighters, I just wanted to make a funny from a 30 year old movie 😁

More chevy nova than bossanova

The pinterest one is fucking bullshit. If you don’t log in, it only shows you low-res visuals.

Well they could’ve had northsex, but it was too cold.

Oh right Rupert is the Daily Telegraph, which is presumably the same bullshit but faster.

I imagine it has something to do with Satan’s arsehole, Rupert, being the publisher of the Daily Mail.

I have become fun, destroyer of boredom… and pants.

Nah, I think most of the bible is pretty made up.

Don’t be teasing me on a Wednesday, mafucka

It’s made bad on purpose because you aren’t the customer, you’re the product