The dutch would say firtshandjob… because that’sthewaytheyroll

The one months ago he was evacuated from because of that nutter

This appears to have been this week

If it’s a joke then he’s being Schrodinger’s arsehole

Hi T

That man cry-wanks

Wild ride. That Kim bloke has been underwater and panicking for a while now

Move to England, we will still think you are an extrovert

MiStAkEnLy

That’s a bit glasscock tbh

We call a bicycle that you’ve had for so long that out has no original components (and perhaps a frame swap along the way) Trigger’s broom after the only fools and horses sketch

Bloody squirrels, comin’ over ere, takin our jobs, you stoats are all right but bloody squirrels, let me tell you

Anyway here you are, elephant and castle, that’ll be 30 quid mate

Hairdo checks out Victory to her

My attention span

You are missing out… so much. A good steak sandwich is the food of the gods, especially at half time of the second match on super Saturday,… and again half way through the first half of the third match. Ask your chef wife to work it out out for you, she will have the talent to get it riiiiggghhhttt … a bad streak sandwich is a dead shame but aches will know how to turn a cheap cut and a nice bit of baguette into a proper snack

I prefer old school taco Tuesdays… the ones that give me wild flaming ass Wednesdays… can we have those back please?

Economics has entered the chat

3 and 4 are reversed

Well, duh

Ok I’m interested

My Goatse sense is tingling

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