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GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.
GM should just be like, “We’re just making sure no one is trying to get an abortion.” That’ll shut Texas up.
You should start responding with “You’re welcome”. Because if Jesus hadn’t died for their sins, they wouldn’t be Christian.
Just replace the pronouns.
“Hi. Steve was wondering if Steve could go ahead and start Steve’s next project since Steve’s current project is now in review? Steve would be working with Kevin on Steve’s next project and Steve knows that Kevin is wrapping up Kevin’s project this week so Steve and Kevin could start next week”
Doesn’t that sound so much more professional? 🙄
Ok, hear me out… Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.
Sounds like an easy claim that they didn’t deliver the package.
And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary
I have, for a long time, used the phrase “speaking of segues” to change the subject in a conversation.
Instructions unclear…
09, 108, 1107, 11106, 111105
You know what they say, “I before V, except after C”. (Or something like that.)
If they expect you to commute to the office every day, then you clock in when you leave your house, and clock out when you get home (assuming you’re not stopping between to do personal errands).
The cheaper side is a VPN and a pirate’s life for me.