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My parents didn’t smoke but that’s literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.
My parents didn’t smoke but that’s literally how I knew the babysitter was gone and my parents were home from a night out.
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Cast CROPDUST and watch in delight as the room evacuates due to the stench emanating from your festering bowels.
This comment hit me like a gut punch of dread.
And now I’ll think about it for years.
This is how The Battle of Wisconsin starts.
Hashtag producestrong
Nothing says winning like losing so hard.
Not another crossover episode 🙄
I said “awwwww!” a split second before the shots were fired. The little guy could have easily been caught with the pole or picked up with bite gloves.
Plus, you can get a rabies shot immediately if it bites you.
This guy took five minutes before he decided the dog was simply wasting his time.
Literally the first rule of Raccoon Club. You don’t talk about Raccoon Club.
If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.
Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.
Yes. American Pie - Summer Edition. Just as warm, but a little bit wetter.
What a giant condescending piece of human trash.
I misinterpreted where you were coming from with your comment. My apologies. I think we’re on the same page. Safety first.
But not today, thankfully. Thats what makes every scrubbed launch a success.
Challenger and Colombia were particularly horrific because people warned that there were issues and were still given the green light for launch and reentry, respectively.
You can’t do this stuff without making some mistakes and learning from them. But everyone did their job well this evening to ensure everyone’s safety.
Dude. People would have died without those safety checks.
Good on NASA for scrubbing the launch to keep both the astronauts and the launch team safe. That’s how it’s supposed to work.
Seriously, though. That fine is less than a slap on the wrist.
I’m terrified to see an AI rendering of what The David, 2 Girls, 1 Cup would look like.
Self proclaimed billionaire can’t afford a podium that doesn’t wobble during deranged rant