Every lie that is told incurs a debt to the truth. A debt that shall one day be repaid.

“Has a cat”

Ha ha bitches, I have TWO cats! Suck it big data, you LOSE!

New outback ain’t no wagon.

Signed,

V70 posse

My boss says this. He’s a c-suite exec. Nobody corrects him.

I have a seven year old Volvo.

It cannot be repaired at a mechanic beyond simple mechanical things. Everything else has to pass through a Volvo dealer because they locked down their software (Vida) and regular mechanics COULD buy it, but it would cost them several thousand dollars a year for the subscription. Unless they are going to specialize, it’s not worth it. I cannot drop my car off at joe’s garage.

There’s no real difference between ICE and electrics in that regard. You can still do basic repairs to an electric like brakes, tires, suspension, etc.

Hate to tell you this, but cars have been like this for about 15 years now.

Been a long time since ol Joe at the gas station could fill the tank and tune your carburetor with a screwdriver.

An apple user using graphene?

You are a funny person.

I mean, churches already can do this.

Instead of being the boring place you have to go on Sunday, they’d do what you’re talking about.

Who wants fellowship in the most uncomfortable setting there is?

Cool it with all the pious bullshit, unpucker ye olde asshole and maybe some people might drop in. I cannot think of a more obsolete entity than the current church. Boring, stodgy, judgy, unpleasant. Big fucking surprise nobody is interested.

Yeah but I’m guessing the shift manager at burger king is not going home to a mansion.

But that’s the game. Keep the poors fighting over scraps.

Sioux city sasparella for me.

I do miss Ramblin Root Beer. Junk but happy memories.

Copilot agent. I made one to accept and decline meetings based on learned context. Gave it some basic rules and tuned it a little over time. No more fucking around cleaning up my calendar. If something is questionable, it messages me to decide. That is now the past and I do not miss it one bit.

You are sadly wasting perfectly good words.

Most people still don’t even understand the difference between SharePoint and onedrive. You know, concepts that have existed for more than a decade? Outlook has been around longer and look how many people are clueless about how it works and incurious to ever find out.

These are the people that still put all their shit in spreadsheets that they email as attachments. You know, morons.

They also end up, you know, on your calendar?

Why is this even a post? Outlook ain’t new, been this way for a long time now. I’m no Microsoft apologist, but being this helpless with something so common is just embarrassing.

When you respond to a meeting, there is a very magical thing that happens. Outlook sends the organizer–wait for it—AN EMAIL. Go look in your sent items if you need to see it.

Sheesh.

Everyone knows its fuck night, bring THREE buckets!

Nothing to lose for trying.

I’ve wasted way too much time on that thing. I’m not sorry, had fun. More of a brucknell legrand wagon man myself.

I was promised it was nurses!

ha HAAAAAA, you devil, so that’s your game is it?!

You shall now suffer the SUPREME embarrassment as I CRUSH your spirit with the unstoppable power of my wit!

Ur a butt.

If it’s so great, head on over. Tell us how nice it is.

You know what doesn’t stop crime? A camera.