Gargamel thought that introducing a woman would disrupt Smurf society. But it turns out Smurfs have two personality attributes: the one attached to their name and being very, very into dudes. It’s lore. Look it up.

Don’t forget the bestest healthcare plan ever. Aaaaaaaaaany day now.

The only shocking thing here is that they fired her instead of giving her 7 days of unpaid leave for violating the department’s password sharing policy or some such nonsense.

He doesn’t even have to spend that much. Elmo could cut a $10,000 check to Susan Collins and she would introduce the Orphans as Biofuel Act.

He’s still pissed that they built windmills next to his stupid golf course in Scotland and has some insane vendetta against them.

This is where it gets fun. Does she write a tell-all book about how Don Junior’s winkie doesn’t work because of the blow? Or does she sell supplements to MAGA rubes? Does she try to date the crustiest old, rich guy she can find?

Stay tuned for the slow-motion school bus accident that is the US government.

Susan Collins is very concerned. She might write a letter.

Now do Israeli data centers.

To the surprise of absolutely no one.

Thankfully, she’s out in January.

Population 500

Meth Labs 15

Libraries 0

Anything to distract from his massive failure in the Middle East, I guess.

Rumor has it that the plague spreads via domestic violence. Which is bad news for Russia.

How is this race still a dead heat?

Oh, right. Because the only people covering this story are sites like ProPublica and the Intercept.

It’s also made by Diagio, the Inbev of the Spirits world.

A lot of the regions in California have become stupid expensive, like Napa and Sonoma. Anything decent out of Napa is in the $30-$50 range. The average bottle price is somewhere around $75.

And the entry-level stuff from Europe is better than the entry-level stuff from California. If I had to choose between a $15 Cabernet from California and a $15 Bordeaux, I’m choosing the Bordeaux. You’ll also get a better price/quality ratio out of South America. Chile and Argentina make some good wines.

Brad exists. He drives a Cadillac and uses his food stamps to buy steak and lobster. All while popping out kids he can’t support and listens to the rap music.

Well, China is state-sponsored capitalism where political connections and graft can make you a lot of money. So, of course they love it.

The smartest policy I have seen for gambling was in Singapore. I think it’s S$150 per entry into the casino (or S$3000 annually) for Singaporeans to gamble. Foreign tourists don’t pay this levy. It keeps the locals out who don’t have the disposable income to gamble while bringing in money from foreigners.

It was only a matter of time before they found a way to get rid of the mods. They were always too much of a variable that the company could not control.

If Mamdani wants to run against Schumer in the 2028 primary, I’m here for it.