To fight off the spooky scary skeletons

Yeah, ducks are sick af too

I would genuinely love to ride that bus. Unironically sick af

No

Pull out, lick it. Now you’ve got some iron (haemoglobin from blood) and free gut bacteria. Good exchange. Worst that’ll happen to you is diarrhea.

Since the anus is between two “buns” (asscheeks), you also could also call it some sort of hot dog / sandwich / burger. Cover the penis with mustard and/or ketchup and it’ll be perfect (and since the rectum can absorb salt and sugar, some extra nutrition for the anal receiver too!) ;P