in the book it’s people, in the movie it’s bugs

and theres always the polytopia betrayal incident

alice glass is still putting out some great stuff last i checked

the one song that NASA banned where the only intelligible words are “big black cadillac” in the middle, i’d look it up but i’m on the toilet at work

https://youtu.be/viK3i0fRDRs

The Legendary Stardust Cowboy - paralyzed

i always cook pizza at 420° bc it just feels right

i always like to chew on a seed or two, it’s like the almond-flavoured treat at the end

i locked my keys in my car 4 times in a year and i learned that the bigger and noisier my keys are, the harder it is for me to forget them

just drink more?

you can block the number and still donate even, like i get how it’s kind of annoying, but it does actually help people, not to mention it’s lowkey kind of good for you esp for the blood donations. i’m definitely biased tho, having an inflammatory condition and regularly donating platelets and plasma just helps my body not to hurt me so much, i’m done with a dono in prob 40min and i get a free saline and anticoagulant drip at the same time, try and catch me with a clogged artery. not to mention the socks and t-shirts, i do be rockin the red cross drip heavy.

also, the minimum wage in california was just increased this year from $16.50 to a whopping $16.90, i live here and def not making $22/hr

after cooking them, throw them into a big bowl of ice water and crack the bottoms, that way as they cool, the egg shrinks and pulls the water underneath the shell, easy peel every time for me

i remember he had other videos too, i remember there was one with an orange

country girls make dew

i did not have sexual relations with that woman

i ate too many frongs and now i gay -_-

pedestrian wolves- oingo boingo