What in the Interdimensional Cable is this?
And exude is not the word they wanted there - most likely it should have been exert
Fuck you, thank you
Wow, what an incredibly bad take. Kudos, I’m genuinely impressed
I’m embarrassed to say it took me 3 panels to realize the problem wasn’t just my shit internet connection
What’s the vibe in there? Cause I don’t like the idea of punishing regular civilians for the government’s actions, so I’m not a fan of this decision. But I’m not gonna come in here and say something like “omg why though, Israel’s the victim!!!1”
Never seen that one, thanks!
I know that this is a low bar, but seems like that’s where we are on internet grammar: I’m proud of you for correctly using two different forms of “its”.
Honestly guys I think we should just let her have this one. I think she needs it.
You joke but I bet someone could make that argument in an American court
No, come on. This is a dark pattern. It’s easy for someone technically-inclined, but most users see only the big obvious buttons and skip right over what looks like it could just be an irrelevant footnote at the bottom. My parents would absolutely end up creating accounts and be frustrated about it, but I’m also willing to bet most of my friends who aren’t in tech would do the same.
Dethreaderate
This makes me want to commit war crimes
Now you’ve jone it
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