So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM
When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, “Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?”
Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn’t trust myself any more.
I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.
The break reminder is just a legal obligation, they can still give you the stink eye when you say you’re taking a break and brag about how long they’ve worked without a break.
We have a daywalker amongst us…
“Have you tried unplugging your Pyramid and plugging it back in?”
Honest question: what do we call who is driving the engine?
Oh, Willy, calm down. Its almost Scotchtober.
I want the milkman to deliver my milk… in the myorning.
I’d get down on some of Edgar’s Fromunda cheese.
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Lookit’ this French Roof, over here, c’rectin’ people’s grammer…
That’s when something you say makes the white hardhats briefly uncomfortable.
They did it all for the nookie.
I have exactly that, but in my right arm.
Maybe its because I’m left handed…
Funny, maybe its when I travel, but, I’ll look up a route on Uber an hour before I plan to leave, go do something else for a while and it’ll have gone down a buck or two.
To be fair, it has the most boots to be licked and some people have urges that the rest of us will never understand. /S
Nobody ever gave me something to break, that’s my problem.