A guy at work said to me:

“Did you know that Native Americans don’t mind being called Indians?”

Oh, you polled thousands of people from all parts of the country?

I wanted to turtle into my shirt.

Wait, a minute…

Thanks. What a stupid dork he is.

My stupid idiot friend says thanks. What a real ding dong

A friend of mine never uses UTC. What an idiot. Seriously, what a dumbass. Somone one should tell him what time that would be in EST. God, he’s so dumb.

Oh, they are, are they?

Who the fuck is this “we”? I ain’t doing shit!

That cannot be healthy

Meaning separate alternative platforms for each Google product

I know there’s privacy issues that a lot of people here care about, but there’s no alternative for me that has email, photo storage, calendar, notes, cloud drive, and maps.

I could do all those separately, I guess, but why would I?

What is the benefit of this?

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OH MY GOD!!! MASKS!?! It must be rat poison!

People working with powders should be wearing masks.

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Further studies are required to conclude a direct correlation of artificial sweeteners with decreased insulin sensitivity.

Because it’s subjective

Why?

Added sugar is considerably worse for you than any zero calorie sweetener. Don’t give me that IT’S CHEMICALS bullshit either. Aspartame is one of the most tested food additive world wide and it’s not found to be unsafe.

So I can or can’t drink from the toilet?

Stevia is FOUL.