I dislike fake outrage that pokes fingers at innocent turns of phrases.

Yes. I know, un-be-lievable.

My mom never thinks about reality in any self-aware context and legitimately believes she has a hard-line directly to Stevie Nicks and megachurch preachers.

I quit trying.

Anime

Microsoft Works

Dorsey: lmao, for you.

The closer you are to the blast, the better. This ensures a quick and painless death. If your’e really frightened of nuclear weapons, rest easy in a flat in a major city. You won’t have to suffer any of the scary mutations or side effects of rural folk.

Source for your study?

annoyi-

Starting your next sentence even if you know the other person hasn’t finished thier last word yet.

if

*After

God: “lol, it was just me, but like, not me.”

Holy Spirit: “Me too. The same guy but also, not the same guy.”

My mom’s favorite pastor is dead, but I’ll still tell her about this.

She believes in a magic sky god who set his own rules up for us to fail by way of damnation. A pastor coming back to life wouldn’t be a jump in her reality.

Would you click if she was?

Grow a spine? They’re entirely complicit. Democracy theater at its best.

Never ask out someone while they are on the job.

1000%

Follow her home first.

Lib vs Left vs Tankie

Mother Nature: cracks knuckles “lemme in, coach”

Start by making some content for the systems you already fucking have. My ps5 gets closer to facebook marketplace every day.

Are you really anything until Israel accuses you of something? It’s the modern champagne toss. It’s official now, he’s a full fledged mayor.

Based Wilsonposting

lol, snarky edgelord troll. I downvote :3.