Those two clowns couldn’t find their own asses in a dark room with both hands and a flashlight.

Fucking terrified. I’ve never seen corpos circle their wagons like this before. It’s hilarious.

Hackers

Pro CEO and Pro Corporate

What fuckery is this?

Luigi definitely didn’t have bitch tits.

Burn corpo shit.

Nah, I still fuck with Skinny Puppy and Bauhaus.

I continue to be surprised that The Simpsons is still on the air. It’s a cliche now to say it hasn’t been good since the late 90s.

I’m willing to bet Lewis has some very strong opinions about women, race relations, and video game journalism.

I tried switching to an alum block for those exact concerns. Didn’t work for me and made me actually smell worse than when I forget to put on antiperspirant. I think I’d rather risk cancer and not smell like a pair of used gym shorts.

Shiloh because I fuck with anyone down with Gary Numan.

Okami. That game was an absolute joy to play and the visuals and music were beautiful. My wife even mentioned that I seemed calmer and relaxed while playing it.

Back in my day we drank from the hose if we got thirsty and lined up in the street to get sprayed with DDT and painted our homes with lead. Those were the days!

This isn’t Reddit. You don’t need to try to one-up everyone to feel seen.

No thanks. I’m not interested in giving up what little protection I have from the amoral machinations of tech dudebros and their fucking lackeys in the state.

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