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It was a lot more fun when I was a kid fucking around with my kaiba deck.

Puts on heavy atmospheric goth rock

“Wait no, not like that”

🍺 Give nothing back!

You know, I’ve worked a lot of blue collar jobs in fast paced environments and if you told me I was getting paid to sit my happy ass down for 3 hours I’d be just fine with that. It’s their money after all.

Greener grass, I suppose.

It works for Demon’s souls because it’s a dark fantasy game and the new graphics absolutely nail that vibe.

Dystopic artists used to just notice trends but now I think they’ve accidentally given the rich new ideas on how to be evil.

When I was a kid, restaurants still smelled like tobacco.

Didn’t really stop until early 2000’s

Use scissors! Get into the habit of always cutting the tape. It may take extra time at first, but in the long run will save you lots and lots of time and headache!

Source: used it when I worked as a cook and now use it at home.

*Unless you’re in the south.

Everyone and their Dad is in trades of one kind or another, and they hire their kids.

AI slop checking AI slop.

My trick with preordering is that I always do it within the refund window, and only if the game offers preloading, and only for games I am super excited for.

That way I can get the benefits of preordering and still get my money back if the game is shit.

Good news is probably yes?

Bad news is life definitely gets worse before then.

(Sung to the tune of “That’s Amore!”)

Put your hand in that crack and you won’t get it back,

That’s a moray!

Because you hit the magic doom number and then the world doesn’t come to an end.

I like to say “this machine doesn’t care if you have bones.”

Godot has more sliders to make a light switch.

public school budgets can’t be bloated, only misappropriated.

Which usually happens under dipshit republican school boards.

Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they’re just Steven Miller if he was broke.

How about I do nothing to make you happy because you’re an ass?