You’re hired!

How to get away with murder. Say “Look at this gun. Whoops.”

let’s just ban all ads. That’d make me happy.

Yo its like 97 degrees. Is that like the temperature of the sun in Europe?

You can make your own at home too! Keep some brackish water in your sink for a week and cultivate your own precious colony of gut cleansing bacteria!

Did any of that R* union busting controversy get resolved?

I wonder if we picked presidents by their smell how things would turn out

Yeah. In my XXs I still love finding new music. Very exciting thing to discover a new band I vibe with.

No streamers or “influencers”…

Going to video rental stores with film nerd friends

They’re the same alarms that have been ringing. But theyve muted them in the control room

Feeling bad about it is all we ever do.

Watch Eight Diagram Pole Fighter, and Return to the 36th Chamber of Shaolin

Let people dress however they want…

Does the guy even use a computer?

The only successful power nap I’ve had was in a car. I was very ready to drive when I woke up.

What about cannibals?

Fantasy was always fantasy

House

That’s not all Americans just the people they pay to represent them. Also I think the other half remained seated, or refused to show up.