Never thought I would say we need to decentralize the Internet

First Juggalo president

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It’s the tiny handle on the syrup bottle

I be taking naps on accident like once a week. I need to know if I’m waking up at 8am or 8pm

90% fusion

9% tinkercad

1% dicking around in OnShape, getting frustrated, and giving up

GrapheneOS is built for Google devices. Doesn’t really solve the email problem though.

Ah yes, the two party system

Israel or…

Israel, but ✨gay✨

The whole US economy is just 4 robots jerking each other off and handing the same $20 bill back and forth

When you start a war to distract from the Epstein files but the war goes so bad you go back to the Epstein files to distract from the war

I’d bet a dollar that nasa never paid for WinRAR

Now look up Proctalgia Fugax

Apparently b-52s have already taken off from the UK. it’s a 7 hour flight

CBAT - Hudson Mohawke

Great taste but awful execution.

Either he’s stupid, or he thinks you’re stupid.

And people keep proving him right

Also the guy who invented it learned the practice from a ghost during a seance

And all his buddies made huge trades on oil futures just a couple days ago

Breaking news: this slop is sloppy

Yanking my stick on the toilet like a fighter pilot going full afterburner