Long time no see, Blaze!

Thanks for the article and list of alternatives, OP.

Don’t forget Larry!

Relevant Cyanide & Happiness:

OP:

RTFM

Never understood if you could snap half the life away, why not just double the resources or improve the efficiency of existing resource utilization?

Because he doesn’t actually care about any of that, he just wants to prove that his original plan would have worked.

So when Thanos was younger, his planet was faced with overpopulation. He proposed that half the population should be killed at random, so that the other half could have all the resources. Of course, he was called crazy, but the planet ended up dying of overpopulation anyway, which convinced Thanos that he was right all along.

So his whole reason for comitting mass genocide is all so he can point and say, “See, I was right!”

Thanos is called “The Mad Titan” after all.

“My eyes are open.”

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

And there’s no yacht club.

How to make coffee on the stovetop

Jerboa.

Fight Club (1999)

Man, these isekai manga titles are getting out of hand.

My Hero Academia?

The funniest part is they’re not sure whether Grandmother is Gomez’s mother or Mortica’s mother.

“I have to take this.”

“But it’s not ringing!”

“No, I mean I have to take this and leave.”