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Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.
Yeah but Kellogg suggested circumcision as a punishment for when you were caught masturbating. Plus the recovery time would keep you from offending again in the short term.
Wait until you hear that Disney’s Frozen was only created so that searching for “Disney Frozen” would result in the movie intead of Walt Disney’s frozen head.
Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?
Apple also intentionally made the green bubble contrast worse so that iPhone users would have eyestrain when conversing with non-iPhone users.
So this is 7 Days to Die then?
Time to make OpenASci?
/rimshot
Only to find that PETA has already stolen the dog and euthanized it, “To end its suffering.”
Can I have… some sugar… water?
I’d have to say American Exceptionalism at its finest when it comes to sports is the World Series.
Pshtt, not until he dies of dysentery once or twice.
Lol, that was on purpose.
My oldest child was almost born on 4/20, but he decided to cook a little longer.
My wife was so relieved, lol.
I have a GM vehicle I like. I already don’t pay them for OnStar. I’m certainly not going to pay them to replace my phone. And then likely have to pay for cellular access for my car.
Years ago I got the (then) admin account password at work because one of the LAN admins typed with two pointer fingers and I just watched.
It looks kinda like one but the East and West sides are waterfalls.
The email I got from Steam notifying it was available says:
The Day Before offers players a uniquely reimagined journey into a post-apocalyptic open-world MMO survival set in the present day on the US East Coast following a deadly pandemic.
So it still says it’s an MMO.
Valheim is literally a flat planet. You can drive a boat or swim off the edge.
Well. And maybe the new house doesn’t support their bed.
I can just see them responding to the EU like, “Yeah, we’ll allow other people to build app stores for iOS. They just need a dev account that we won’t approve. That’s not us specifically blocking alternate app stores though.”