this feels very ironic

my fist is a gift to the faces of bigots

MOTOR FUNCTION - [Easy: Failure] -
You slap yourself in the face

wut? do you think all stores everywhere in other countries are just… always open?

they don’t, they open at like 07 and close around 22, and on weekends and holidays they have more restricted opening hours and less staff because fewer people shop then anyways.

you’ll generally have at least like 3 guys who are fine with getting overtime pay for working times like those.

clussy on a hole

ruleported, surulely?

rolling around in dirt would be an improvement, dirt is honestly fairly hygenic especially compared to enclosed sweaty skin where bacteria has a great time

almost, it’s missing the obnoxious reaction image, though helpfully another user supplied that in a reply.

scottish highlanders defending their freedom

y’roue*

your britney

“Much appreciated Rrhalnax old fellow, t’was getting mighty annoying and these barbers do masterful work. Always worth the trip to look handsome.”

zeta males however, will simply probe you

literally sliding through the apartment it seems

it’s like removing the lower part of ron perlman’s face, he just ends up looking like anthony bourdain.

tfw she lets you Deep Rock her Galactic

reverb fart

wouldn’t that just be new vegas

and germany has the fucking schnitzel, which so good that it has become a staple in japan.

raw ground meat isn’t that out there, steak tartare and mett exist, and at least my family here in sweden have always just had a nibble of the ground pork before cooking with it, it tastes quite nice.