SusheeMonster

You know, I’ve been waiting for something to top spaghetti hentai and I think we found it

Nepotism is so dope, you get to do whoever you want.

Am I right, guys cousins?

Kinda ironic that Amazon.com is killing its namesake through its carbon footprint

Hey, do you think these junkies go back to their crack houses & make mixtapes for each other?

Now that’s what I call smash & grab music

But think about it. If we were the same, then we could both go fuck ourselves.

It’ll be like killing two birds with one penis, y’know?

My headcanon says that Miyamoto was fixated on the name Zelda long before realizing it was a woman’s name. Then he said “fuck it” and threw a princess in there.

I know that he actually took the name from Zelda Fitzgerald, but this is funnier.

We can all date ourselves by realizing that this episode is old enough to drink

https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Cockroaches#:~:text=Cockroaches%20are%20creatures%20who%20appear,Man%20and%20Barnacle%20Boy%20IV.%22

thanksweshoulddothisagainsometimeillcallyou

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn’t an ordeal

Gamerbros need exfoliation too, you know