Sunschein

Just add a few potatoes and some meat…

This parenting shit is easy

♫ EVEN FLOOO-OO ♪

Estoy cagando!

I’m pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn’t make it.

My GROOVE! NOO!! THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

I had family teach at a school that was a series of trailers, but it was after Hurricane Katrina. The lot for recess was basically an 1/8 acre of grass full of fire ants. I have no idea how those kids (and teachers) stayed sane.

Umm, akshually, he’s saying “ous ous ous” just on the first jab, then is dead silent for the other 3 moves.

I invested $100K and turned it into $16K

It’s the perfect fit when something’s too small to compare to whales and too big to compare to bananas.

♪ CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER ♫

We are on the asymptote of shittiness.

Calling in a 380mm barrage of God’s Divine Light

I’m going to cry if I don’t get to play Wolverine, or the upcoming X-Men game after that. Still won’t buy a console, though.

Yeah. Figured it was a good visual representation of seeing an AI version of ourselves in a mirror.