I have something similar, and I love it.

Wise from your fwom youw gwave.

DOCTOR FISHYYYYY NOOOOOOOO!!

Fucking classic.

Just gonna…leave this here

This is dope. I want one!

Oh, wasn’t throwing shade buddy, I also get a giggle every single time.

To be fair? We did actually ZI this coming…

S***, f***, c***, a**…WT*? Why no worky?

I think anyone, regardless of nether bit configuration, who doesn’t wince at this might have a serious issue empathising with their fellow human beings.

Ugh, I hate that dream

♥️

🤦 FFS, of course!

You’d think £1 croissants mandated by law would be a clincher, it’s a real world policy that should speak even to bigots.

I’m loving this

I’d tell you…but then you’d think I was a big fat fuck…

Like parents actually parenting and activating the built in restrictions for their children’s devices?

I wonder if it’s possible to securely attach it to the bottom of my shitter…

Definitely! You’ll need to drain the water out first, use some sandpaper to partially remove the glaze where you’d like to affix the coin, and to rough up the coin itself. Then JB Weld or super glue will likely get you where you’re going!

Me too

Look man, we all need TP for our bungholes unless we can afford a bidet.

Is this how we find out he’s dead? 🤞🏾