100%

Or dog food

Not yet.

Cats don’t buy the food.

I read Clash with The Police and thought oh shit did I time travel again?

Foreign spy bad?

Local walmart assigns the most pathetic people to the receipt checker job. Its always either the frail old lady or the 3ft tall guy.

I often use Turd Fergusson

Provide links to the sources.

Surprised they are alive

So its always been trash?

Good thing this is the only problem we have in the world

Snub??

Sprinkles on a seven layer treason cake

Thirst. Juicy titties.

Yup

This is evidence that the enemy is hiding their crimes. We have to dig deeper.

Get help.

He raped children.

Wow the shadowy evil dumocrats are good at hiding their crimes