Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Pushing their way to the front of the line to get the last jelly donut
No no… That would be a thin blue whale. This whale is clearly a porker… so I guess it is about the police after all.
If a woman can produce a baby in nine months, 9 women should be able to deliver a baby in one month.
I read ATACMS as Attack 'Ems
Algae-covered sloths are about as close as you get.
I hear that Louis Pasteur is working on a vaccine that will obliterate anthrax once and for all.
Unfortunately the military industrial complex demands to be fed and all we have right now are proxy wars. So propping up the IDF it is (along with the much more worthy support of Ukraine)
I think SONAR-15s are the aquatic version
Clearly you’ve never wanted to submit a seven-fingered hand as part of the return
The good people of Texas are trying but this state is crazy gerrymandered. Ken Paxton is a cancer upon society.
How do you make it illegal to sleep on your own planet (which is something every human must do)?
Fox on the purple tractor speaks to me. But the dog in the hot dog car is intriguing
I’m okay with Russia being missing from all things
We’ve had first France. But what about second France?
That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck