You know we won’t see the Epstein files for another 50 years, or ever.

What are they doing to Shelly Miscavige? Google it.

That’s gonna piss Xenu off.

Freeloading at Mar-a-Larvae for the next 20 years.

DING DING DING DING DING

We have a winner!

Not too swift there, are we, MAGA Matt?

You got that right. Republicans will “win” the midterm event if they don’t.

Well it’s not going to happen. Here in California, we are about to reject a billionaire tax, and vote for what will essentially mean privatization and the end of many social services.

With no vaccine, we will all be on the menu.

H5N1 is going to tear through this country, and the US will be the only place that doesn’t have a vaccine. That is intentional. Part of the ongoing Republican effort to kill anyone they label as weak.

Trump says 15 flushes is normal.

With her mouth full, yet!

“Boff, oo gock shiffy pehfent!”

Our women must be protected. Quick! Clitcams and Labiadrones!

US invades, in 3, 2,

I feel so owned.

All ready to be completely ignored by the media.

Just don’t be surprised when Republicans come out with a “miracle” red wave. A miracle bought and paid for by Elmo Skum and his ilk.

And now there are two. Shatner will outlive everyone.

Did she put on a blond wig and provide a hummer?

One of those backward flyover states will probably buy his bullshit.