Your negative attitude is the problem.
He should send it to StezStixFix.
He already came once. 2000 years ago. Now they’re waiting for his second cumming. Talk about refractory period amirite?
That works doubly if you’re talking to someone with peanut allergy who’s asking what was in that cake while choking.
Yes, Kramer, there’s a statue of limitations.
Sissy people use that wimpy bidet but I use a pressure washer.
I only wipe my butt with sandpaper.
tongue in cheek
Giggity
This Art dude sounds like an asshole.
Chiqui ti ta tell me what’s wrong
Curious George has fallen on hard times.
THIS is piracy. Along with all the other personal data selling.
But before Merica’s Deadliest School Shootings
That’s yellow journalism.