Of course, having a lacrosse stick in a riot is an excuse for them to beat you mercilessly.

Depends on the country I guess. Carrying a Lacrosse stick could signal that you are white and rich, so cops can leave you be.

Buy an island
Traffic some kids
Control some Governments
Lizard life

It is similar to updog

Windows is a 32-bit hardware extension and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company, that can’t stand 1 bit of competition

…don’t make lemonade - make the Gods take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see the God’s manager. Make the Gods rue the day they thought they could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I’m going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

I’m amazed that that required hindsight

And give it to random people, not anyone note worthy. Like, team up with McDonalds to run a competition to win a FIFA peace prize or something.

Buy a Big Mac Meal and you qualify to enter the draw for your own FIFA Peace Prize.

Why? I can already tell them what most peoples moods are when interacting with Meta products.

Anger, frustration, hatred.

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But usually it means something is about to go terribly wrong.

Like, a stroke?

Well, I also don’t think the average American who is struggling to buy food doesn’t care about the stock market. It isn’t like they have any liquidity to trade or benefit from rich people getting richer.

the war is clearly going very poorly from all perspectives related to the original goals

Remind me again what the original goals were?

A Møøse once bit my sister …

Step 1 - Learn to play the fiddle Step 2 - Start raising baby goats Step 3 - ??? Step 4 - Profit!

I don’t think the orange baby has thought that far ahead. He just didn’t get what he wanted so he threw a tantrum, and now it is left to everyone else to figure out the details.

Illegal toll? Who’s laws govern the strait that make these tolls illegal?

Reading the manual on the way home to get the back story and basic idea of how to play so when you actually started, you didn’t have to sit through a 20 minute cutscene and another 30 min tutorial showing you how to jump. Just straight into the action.

Same. I keep my car and house keys separate so I can leave my house keys in the car and just carry the car key in my pocket. My house keys are just the remote and key to get into my house, nothing else.

My wife has all the other keys in her handbag, including all the spare keys because she can’t find the main set in bag, so she takes the spares as well. Sometimes she also takes mine because she can’t find the main set or the spare set in her bag (or wherever she placed them).

Yeah, I mean, I couldn’t even crawl before I rolled off the bed and hit the floor with my head while my Mom was trying to change me.

I like turtles 🐢

The love triangle between the US, Russia and Iran is … odd