Yup. Fancy architecture diagram:

                  One Way Radio
                   Transmitter
[Nuclear Reactor] ------------> [Internet connected receiver] -> tHe ClOUd

Not to mention that if an 84 year old man received chest compressions, he absolutely has at least one, likely several, broken ribs.

Clippy wouldn’t listen to you without your knowledge.

He only wanted to help.

Since when did Velma become Shaggy’s mom?

ngl a vatican water park would be sick af. Holy water lazy river, yes please.

Elon 2.0

Maybe that’s her way of having fun.

Me either, I’m too old and inflexible to try that anymore.

Fucking “features”. Can’t software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

This is a Tuta ad.

That, and their magical ability to convert things humans can’t eat (grass) into things humans can (beef, milk). This is fundamentally why"food" animals were domesticated.

And by extension black women are double women. Extra un-gay, very heterosexual.

ffs let people enjoy things

trans people are birds

birds aren’t real

Trans people aren’t real. Checkmate liberals. /s

cut the power cord off things

…how does that work when you legitimately want or need to use that thing?

There’s a book Bullshit Jobs that explores this phenomenon. Freakonomics also did an episode referring to the book, which I found interesting.

Bullshit Jobs: A Theory is a 2018 book by anthropologist David Graeber that postulates the existence of meaningless jobs and analyzes their societal harm. He contends that over half of societal work is pointless and becomes psychologically destructive when paired with a work ethic that associates work with self-worth

Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there’s always going to be a “JD had him killed” conspiracy theory.

I am so done with other people telling me I’m not allowed to enjoy something because they have moral issues with the artist. I’m still going to watch movies produces by the Weinstein company, and probably Kevin Spacey’s work too and not feel the least bit bad about it.