Red_October [he/him]

And fucking destroying expensive, integral scientific equipment.

It’s bittersweet. We’ve always known the future of space is red. NASA was always doomed because every time you go into the control room, they greet you with a Siege Heil.

Good thing NASA’s in the process of getting shelved.

Spoken like someone who’s never had the privilege of holding a pink-toed tarantula’s paw-pad.

Yeah these quotes always sounded like they came out of the same G.I. Joe figurine.

This might be smarter than me but I am taller than it

Wouldn’t be surprised if the outage was caused by Palantir getting a shit load of new data suddenly.

When these ring cameras came out I got into an argument with a friend, who got one immediately, that they were just advanced tools for state surveillance.

I think I said something like, sure you can’t put a CCTV camera on every civilian door in the U.S. (also pointed at their neighbors) but you can sure as hell sell them their own.

Still waiting on the job offer from the DPRK for all the free propaganda I’ve written for them.