I wonder who’s birthday?!

Can’t have sex with it either.

Can we get a gif where she blinks every ten seconds?

Have you tried changing the filters?

I would watch that.

Get a Pixel?

Passing the controller around the room playing God of War 3 on Wednesday nights.

Make a document with all of the passwords and save it to her desktop. Print it, too, and leave it in a drawer.

I always go six minutes. Fight me.

That’s probably 2% of their holiday bonus!

No duh

It used to be an hour. How is this “research” useful?

They didn’t give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!

I’m here for the same reasons. I’m still figuring it out. So far so good though.

I’m mired in grief and loneliness. Where’s my massage? I guess I’m not eligible.

Why use a played out Trump and Musk photo. Use photos of people we would be surprised to see on the list.

In my country, console plays you!

BAM! Herpes