PrimeErective

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John Mulaney’s take

Dear Salt,

I hope this message doesn’t find you. May your beers be warm and your showers frigid.

Cold regards, Prime

Did you mean to post this on shittyasklemmy?

GERBURGER

iSame

I saw a full rainbow from a plane once. It was sick

How often do they do tours? That would be so cool to see

Yeah I know but the way they talk is just kinda creepy

Oh man I don’t know why numbers stations are so spooky but they spook me out

Shared joy is double joy, shared sorrow is half a sorrow

I feel like flipping your tongue down like that while saying “no” gives it a certain definitiveness

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

I’ll pray for you if you pray for me

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt