PrimeErective

I’ve got a bad case of… Diarrhea

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what’s going on with the “torment matrix” problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don’t usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn’t have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don’t give them any ideas!

I don’t think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows

I would guess it’s closer to la-ti-byoo-layt

Just do the audio version and fuck it up as bad as you can. It’s much more lenient

Would wear that T-shirt

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before

“Physint” kinda sounds like their whole strategy right now

I have states, Greg. Can you compute on me?

Splittah!

Brylcreem

Creatine

And a bag of Charlie Sheen

It’s like they’re going out of their way to make me not care about their game

That’s fun. Orexi is Greek for appetite, and appetite is definitely a type of motivation

Kali orexi!

Talk to Arizona iced tea cans

Procrasurbation

I do think “three Spiders-man” sounds better

Why would you want whirled peas?

Honestly, they are spitting on the good image of Pitbull

That makes 0% the correct answer, which means you had a 25% chance…