Jesus could turn water into wine, but a Christian Nationalist can turn alcohol into domestic violence.

If you’re relying on Excels password, the cops can submit your xlsx file and a subpoena to MS and they will open it for them.

Replace some of the labor you would use to pay for RAM and put it into learning a lighter weight operating system.

It’s the only way to be sure.

put a swear word like fucking in your query

What I’ve come to expect from ‘Breaking News’

Instead of ‘You are what you eat.’ it is “You are what you don’t shit.”

The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

Thanks for your opinion, Mr. Wherewereyouwhenitmattered.

That knife might be a bit off putting, champ.

“Anyway he had it coming.”

“We all have it coming, kid.”

–Unforgiven

Now, Euronews Culture can officially end all speculation by revealing that the identity of the new James Bond is… Irish actress and singer Jessie Buckley.

You read correctly: James Bond will be played by a woman for the first time, in the wake of Lashana Lynch briefly taking over the 007 mantle in Daniel Craig’s Bond swansong, 2021’s No Time To Die.

Buckley rose to fame following her role as Rose-Lynn Harlan in Tom Harper’s Wild Rose (2018). The 36-year-old followed that critically acclaimed turn with I’m Thinking of Ending Things, The Lost Daughter, Men and The Bride!, before taking home the Oscar for Best Actress this year for her performance in Chloé Zhao’s Hamnet.

She therefore becomes the first Oscar-winning performer to be cast as Bond.

More casting news was also revealed, with Tom Hiddleston playing the franchise’s first Bond boy - named Fitty McCrotch – and the new M is set to be portrayed by none other than Gillian Anderson. Both frankly inspired choices.

https://www.euronews.com/culture/2026/04/01/so-long-daniel-craig-the-identity-of-the-new-james-bond-has-been-revealed

This is close to the plot of Accelerando (Stross, 2005). After disassembling the other close in planets to make more compute, the AIs disassemble the Earth too, despite the pleas of what is left of the humans.

Good for you. Those targets are quick and a lot of them run serpentine.

To nick the ear of a man moving around? Bullshit. If he was trying to miss, he should have aimed for the dirt instead of hitting a bystander. It’s exactly what it looks like, he was trying to kill Trump and missed.

Nope, 120 meters is just too far away for an accurate shot. If he was shooting to miss and trump nicked his own ear with a razor blade, he killed a guy on stage. Trump was doing a lot of these rallies and the Secret Service was complaining they didn’t have enough time and resources to sweep the areas around each one. Thomas Crooks was just a very smart neurodivergent kid, and when a rally was held a mile from his home, he saw his chance and took it.

Under the East Wing was where the Situation Room was already, so maybe they are just upgrading it at the same time as building a ballroom. They didn’t follow a normal procurement process at all. He’s been talking about a ballroom since 2010. It was always ballroom first.

He doesn’t have to smell it, he just has to look at reserve ratios. If they are 12 to 1 or 16 to 1, no worries. When they get to 50 to 1 or 100 to 1 a crash anywhere will cause a chain reaction of failing instititutions.

youtube T. Folse Nuclear (he’s pro-nukes but fair), youtube Sabine Hossenfelder (but does not like the academic patriarchy mafia), huberman lab (medicine, healthy lifestyle), youtube daves garage (microsoft), Dr Todd Grande (psychology, mostly of celebrity crime) but I think he lets his trumper opinions leak in, youtube geography by geoff (guess) , youtube nick zentner (geology with pacific nw emphasis), lazy chill history (history emphasizing mystery), youtube microbetv, youtube justine taylor (military at the grunt level) , youtube paleo analaysys (all of life history, not just dinosaurs) youtube xah lee (computers with emphasis on alternative input keyboards etc). Those are some of my youtube subscriptions

Fran Blanche looks interesting, I’ll give her a chance…

Oh no! The 1/3 Reich is leaving.