Perky

Coconuts are clearly capybaras. Too bristly to be hamster. Coconut doggo.

I like doughnuts. That doesn’t mean I like baking them or reading the recipe.

Surely that will calm down the protestors!

That’s tteokbokki, and it’s delicious.

I’m back on my shit with Stardew Valley again. Modded this time, mostly tweaks and graphics but also taking another whack at SVE.

A Democrat that doesn’t immediately fold on culture war issues. “Holy shit what do we do?? We had no plan for this!”

You just know that if he was a woman, they’d be foaming at the mouth about how she’s “emotional”, “unstable”, or “shrill” instead.

Why does a supermarket refrigerator need to be able to be controlled online? Surely the day-to-day temperatures are identical year-round? I can understand the need to report temperatures, but why can they be remotely controlled at all?

So, no then? Very cool.

The difference is that Lovecraft is dead and no longer benefits from any sales or attention. JKR is, unfortunately, still alive and actively spreading as much misery as possible. Considering that there’s a massive advertising push for the new show, we don’t need to do their marketing for them by also spreading comics.

Oh, Orange Julius is going to be pissed.

He always has been. Naturally, his one goofy song about thrifting is the one that went viral.

“Recalibrating” is a funny way of spelling “stabbing in the fucking back”.

Oh look, Cuellar is being a sack of shit, what a huge surprise.

MapQuest Wins By Doing Nothing

The Wizard himself is also a vtuber.

The rare case of a leopard eating its own face.

Army Tactical Missile Systems (ATACMS)

Count on the army to refer to their missiles as "attack 'em"s.

Well, he would be the expert on unnecessary invasions…

Mitch McConnell must have been his last horcrux.