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I wouldn’t sleep with a “vanilla” guy because I’m only attracted to feminine features but I don’t care about penis vs vagina. I’m attracted to femboys, women with cocks and women without cocks.
I’m OK with actual honest to goodness videos on lemmy generally. It’s those fucking gifs that drive me up the fucking wall. Gifs should be banned from lemmy, they’re so heavily abused. 3 out of 4 “video” posts is actually just a 100mb+ gif. Use any fucking thing other than gifs. Fuck gifs. If I had a time machine I would go back in time just to prevent gifs from getting invented just so people would stop posting 1 minute long gifs all over lemmy. In fact, maybe I should plot and scheme to sneak the removal of gif support from the lemmy software git repo somehow the same way hackers got that ssh virus in.
Fuck gifs. Everyone needs to stop choosing to use them instead of any other format. Literally anything else would be better. Even drawing a representation of what happened in crayon would be better than posting a gif. If videos are too complicated to figure out you need to be posting a picture or maybe just go outside. Fuck.
I deal drugs for a cheap price but I deliver them in my ass. They have to be retrieved on camera for my OF.
“we can’t draw pixels anymore without making graphics cards stupidly expensive because of Reasons ™”
Fify
But if you have an RV, lab equipment and a helper, you could be a travelling drug dealer with an onlyfans.
So will the Republicans start trying to get rid of copyright law and legalize piracy? That would be… Awkward.
In America terrorists are too stupid to spend even a single brain cell coming up with a strategy besides “shoot up a school cuz that’s what they all do”.
Kamala Harris ate my dog it’s true I saw it on youtube
/s (obviously)
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Possession of marijuana is already illegal in Japan. Now they’re sending anyone to prison that’s tests positive for thc metabolites. Boycott these fascists, don’t buy stuff from Japan and don’t support Japanese companies if you can help it.
I’m going to boycott everything having to do with Japan from now on then. Putting people in jail over thc metabolites is absolutely wrong and absolutely unacceptable.
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At least they’re not chic fil a. Imagine the same scummy business practices except they also apply “Christian values” to everything.
Liberals eat people’s dog tho. If you vote for Harris she will eat your dog. Checkmate /s
Kamala Harris eats people’s dogs it’s true I saw it in TV last night /s
The CIA got 'em
Delaying pc release that fucking long. What consoles are they even trying to force people to buy? Consoles have become kind of a niche thing, now everyone has macbooks and pcs. Nvidia graphics cards have replaced the console pyramid scheme. Will Nvidia even allow them to do this? They develop the game on pc for fuck sake.
If I play the game at all I’m pirating it. There is no acceptable reason to release the pc version 18 months after the console version. Are there even going to BE any consoles out in 2026 that can run the game?
Every morning I ask myself “how can I dress as phallic and vaginally as possible today without it being HR reportable?🤔”
If I don’t have anything floral and penile enough, I’ll compensate by using the word “moist” several times in conversation that day just to be on the safe side.