Ghosts pass through solid wall/door. Celebrate finding a key. Unfortunately they cannot remove it from the room as it is solid and cannot pass through matter like they can. Ghosts get depressed about this.

Astroturfing on Lemmy? We must be getting big!

https://youtu.be/kvlrnc7hlQI?si=tgF_s0TNeuWRQXL8

He is murder jesus. He is going to be resurrected. It’s in the title. Not sure how they will tackle the original sin though.

This was meant to be a reply to @abbadon420@lemm.ee

Standing on a dock?

https://m.majorgeeks.com/content/page/lock_screen_tips_trick_more_11.html#:~:text=Click on Lock screen on,Instead%2C choose Picture or Slideshow.

Just made some and the joke runs through my head (going to get it very wrong I am afraid)…

Host: Welcome to my party! Can I interest you in a half dozen hard boiled eggs?

Guest: uhhhhhh, no thanks?

Host: What if I cut them in half, add in some mayo and some other stuff?

Guest: (busily stuffing face) Got any more?

Oh no…

This is horrific.

https://imgur.com/gallery/Kiryz

Well I know what I’m making this weekend! Thanks.

Lottery numbers? Stock market movements? Sports predictions?

INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER

If you have good 5G service in your area with Version or T-Mobile you can do a 5G at home service with them (it is inexpensive and pretty solid).

It uses the AT protocol (proprietary to Bluesky) vs the ActivityPub like Mastodon/Lemmy/the Fediverse. Not sure it will be compatible.