Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?
Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!
Don’t catch you slippin’ now
Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!
Seagulls seagulls everywhere.
Leaving presents in my hair.
It gives my scalp a glossy feel.
Who needs shampoo when you can have…
REAL?
🫰🫰🫰🫰🫰
Weyland-Yutani dropping a bioweapon on an unknown extra-solar colony, c. 2496 AD
Are bacteria Republicans?
Also, your comment was gold. This is for you:
All the Neo-Malthusian BS in this thread, holy crap. The “overpopulation is the problem” has got to be one of the best ways for governments, corpos, and the rich to deflect attention from their failures and excesses. Hands down even better than the “personal carbon footprint” propaganda.
earth has a resource distribution/use efficiency issues right now; the rich are greedy and wasteful.
don’t want to have kids? Fine, don’t! Kids deserve parents that want them, and you deserve your autonomy to live your life as more than a means to an end for demographics.
if governments addressed the resource hoarding and waste, more people who want to have kids would have them because they would have enough to have a good quality of life and standard of living, and we would also have addressed things like climate change and dystopic corpo control.
He do not feel ashamed!
Hip deep in the Pepto
I got five on her like Ben Folds
I got more tail than that PetCo
You faker than some Sweet’N Low
Yeah, you got some silverware
But really, are you eating though?
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