Nightlight

I love this. Except that he is using charcoal instead of the clean-burning efficiency of propane

Fenced yard. Still have to open the door though. Should really get a doggy door

As a millennial I might live in my parents basement and eat avocado toast but I’m still ready to throw some molotovs

I’m gonna make a ghillie suite with wolf ears just cuz. I don’t hunt or anything

Save me shark friend!

The one that David played and it pleased the Lord? Ohh…

Stop it. Your making my clocks melt

Nuuuuu I need men to kiss

Fine choice sir. Enjoy your pizza 🍕

With all the data they collect I wish they would target me with the right ads. I don’t want an AI girlfriend, to buy a toyota in spanish, or comemeritive trump merch

“Please order in da hall”

I miss when doge was just a cute memecoin and not a government agency

Their trying to sell you the illusion that keeps them in hell