The toy is broken anyways. My plan was to use it like a straw and drink my own semen. Somebody told me that it tastes different when it doesn’t get in contact with air.
Whether my existence is a bug or not is yet to be determined.
Basically feel free to PM. If you wanna write on Matrix, tell me to go online via PM.
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Well, you could either not eat or poop
Oral and anal. If you can’t you have bigger problems
I actually might have done tripple penetration once, but I’m not sure if I ever combined anal, oral and sounding
We need a count bot on lemmy
I don’t save memes on my phone
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•gotta print these out and hand them out at conferences :DEnglish
1·2 days agosubvert
loud I scream
coz porn is a new thing
You can already get double penetrated.
Huh, that feels better to you? I mean, it doesn’t feel bad
everybody should celebrate first of january
yay -S estrogen
human-shaped Frans
This is not a valid hexadecimal number (U,H) and two numbers too many for hex color
#01EA55(holeass) and#007E25(hooters) are valid
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196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•Get a bf who helps you rule your hairEnglish
4·3 days agoWell, I hope you find somebody who fills your hole
Or putting other things an their mouth

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