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Right! I think the only thing they missed is airplanes just not being necessary for delivery (unless you count in-flight wi-fi). And the grammaphone was just leapfrogged; the first news radio broadcast was only 7 years after this cartoon

Counterpoint: Podcasts

Of course they don’t know how it got missed! If the knew how, they’d’ve been able to improve their 70+% miss rate

And yet they made me open my tea tin and wiped some sort of test strip on it.

Good luck!

Over here the reaction has been “They want us to think critically? What are they hiding‽” “They’re teaching kids to think critically? That’s indoctrination!”

…the reason jelly/jam/preserves are canned is because they are not shelf stable otherwise. I just threw out a jar because it molded in the fridge…

Peanut butter is shelf stable, but we usually get the stuff that’s just peanuts and salt, so it separates at room temp.

Mustard, ketchup, & soy/fish sauce… sometimes it’s just convenient to keep most of my bottles and jars together in the fridge door.

I’m hypersensitive to rancid oil. Also the healthy parts of olive oil & fish oil degrade with time, heat, sun and oxygen exposure. The fridge slows this down. That said, I keep my cooking oil under the counter.

The freezer does keep bread fresher longer (as long as you aren’t storing it in a self defrosting freezer long enough to get freezer burn). It literally freezes the staling process. And fridging bread actually accelerates staling. Something to do with water molecules getting squeezed out of starch molecules or something; I don’t remember the details.

Okay. That’s an interesting statistic.

Even if we take this number at face value, this is over a 20 year period, and worldwide.

Americans waste more than $408 billion each year on food, with dairy products being the food item we toss out the most. The average American family of four throws out $1,600 a year in produce.

That caption reads a children’s book

Mr. Newell wants to distribute games over the internet.

Mr. Jobs wants to distribute music over the internet.

Mr. Ballmer wants DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS! DEVELOPERS!

Failure to Netflix and chill.

Pretty sure flatworms were invented before steel. So, wouldn’t it be fairer to say that humans penis fight with swords?

We should go back to cloth sacks that we can make dresses out of again!

It’s not just to troll. There are actual differences between the RCS and iMessage protocols and their capabilities.

If only they had developed some kind of companion technology that connected to the phone and directed separate audio channels to each of your ears. Eh, such a specialized device could never gain widespread adoption if stereo phone calls were the only practical use case.

You mean the one who said that he’d ban electric cars?

Thrust yourself into la petite mort with a Seppuku™ Vibrator today!

The real enemy was marketing this whole to time.

Yes, that’s what makes it fiber.

These people are crazy and believe the things they say, that’s why the money put them into the position they are in

It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.

~ Upton Sinclair

Because Mama ain’t no lady.