Considering that the particular asteroid being sampled here has a chance of cracking Earth’s noggin in the next century or so it might just be worthwhile to know a bit more about it.

No, but there’s a whole lotta stuff branded J&J that you CAN buy elsewhere

Gremlins. My family will likely never stop making fun of me for it: “Hurr durr but it’s a DISNEY movie!!1!”

Fuck you, I was traumatized.