https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF2ayWcJfxo

Is that a Graham Kennedy reference?

Does a squirrel listen and determine good pope, bad pope?

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Two questions.

Griffindor?

… And what does it select for a pigeon?

Don’t American bridges fall down already? I guess the wait won’t be too long.

These might be worth trying, I don’t know.

https://www.womenshealthmag.com/life/g44762001/best-wearable-neck-air-conditioners/

If it’s not overly humid, evaporative air conditioners are a cheap to run way to keep cool. The personal units (Convair Classic etc) are typically about 50 to 80 watts, so a single solar panel, battery and inverter should guarantee safe, grid free cooling for one or two people.

Maybe you could build a wooden bicycle.